i have certain levels of hatred for each commercial i see.
1. i hate it: just some ordinary commercial, but a commercial is a commercial.
2.want to leave the room: those commercials that aren't entertaining in the least bit, and are on every fucking commercial break. especially if there is a song that is milked for every drop (subway, i'm talking to you)
3. im motivated to kill the creators: stupid ass commercials that make no fucking sense and are just retarded. perfect example, US CINGULAR has a commercial out where their slogan for the whole thing is why have free, when there is FREE-ER. oh my fucking god. these people do not deserve to breathe the same air as us.
the wendy's commercials are some of the dumbest fucking things. that and snuggies. i hate there "if beef were meant to be frozen, than cows would live in antarctica." go fuck your self wendy! if you don't keep your meat in a freezer than i'm afraid to eat cuz there sure as hell ain't no cows behind that counter besides the cashier. the one that gets me the most though is the "we're not fast food, were wendy's." that is the equivalent of saying that's not shit... it's poo. what do they think getting your food really quickly is? that is why the wendy's corporation should go die.
and then there is subway again. riddle me this batman, why does a giant fucking robot have the same distance between his hands, which are spread very wide apart as a human who is a million times smaller?
whoops gotta go, CSI miami is about to start and i dont want to miss Horatio's corny line.
Sunday, June 14, 2009
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